Friday, January 8, 2010

My idea was better... I think.


As a genius Stupidity is one of the many things you have to get use to. Well that is not exactly true its just that sometimes the mind of a genius creates grand scenarios for some of life’s simpler questions and challenges. However since the geniuses can not be consulted on every idea and even the ideas on which he is consulted only a mere few will become reality they are bound to have to accepted ideas that they consider lesser, but that is a blog for another time. Sometimes however people will make a choice that is either truly stupid or less than intelligent a genius often has trouble telling the difference and I’ve learned just to ask.

So the University of Alabama football team has won the National Championship. They went undefeated in the regular season earn themselves a trip to the championship game and won. (That’s 14 wins in a row for those without knowledge of football) For all their hard work they were of course awarded a trophy, a crystal football. (At least I think its crystal) Now being the genius that I am (I like how I harp on that) I would take this trophy and place it in a room or case with lighting designed to look as if the light is emanating or being pulled toward the trophy itself. I would have settled and expected others to settle for them displaying it in a normal trophy case or in some place hollow to the school. Instead however the trophy is going to be displayed in the hollowest place of all…Wal-Mart! Now my mind is spinning with harsh words but that’s normal when my idea isn’t chosen so I must ask others. Is Wal-mart the proper place to display a university’s crowning achievements? It would be unfair of me to not include the explanation the university gave for displaying it’s trophy in Wal-mart. They wanted it displayed in a place where everyone could see it. Maybe I should see if Wal-mart would be interested in displaying my Nobel Prize once I’ve given up being lazy and won it... I'm good.

1 comment:

  1. I think it should be displayed in the hall in front of the bathroom. Everyone has to pass it.

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